Tuesday, May 31, 2005

The Scoop of the Century

I am Deep Throat

Monday, May 09, 2005

all names have been changed to protect the innocent

clannin: HELLO!
[redacted]: hi
clannin: how r u
[redacted]: busy at the moment
[redacted]: is this urgent
clannin: OK I AN TAKE A HINT

Friday, May 06, 2005


It is not possible to be any more bored than I am right now.

Monday, May 02, 2005


i'm really excited to see etan thomas' large arm muscles

Friday, April 29, 2005

Missed Connection

You: 1 foot high, 300-400 pages. We were supposed to meet by the copy machine around 4. You never showed up. What happened?


I really need one.

***Blind Item***

Which once-high flying assistant had "MyDCnet" job search listserv open on her private email? One of our spies caught the jobsearcher redhanded when she popped out for a lean cuisine break.


Thursday, April 28, 2005


This is the worst blog I've ever seen.

the first post

the basementgirl apologizes for her first post and realizes it was in bad taste, however funny or true. I mean 8 girls???