Tuesday, May 31, 2005

The Scoop of the Century

I am Deep Throat

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, that scoop was pretty good, but i'd say its already fallen to the second scoop of the century, and it only took a couple of days. And what might that scoop be? Well, none other than yours truly "ANONymous" saw former Senator and former Secretary of the Department of Justice here in Washington, D.C. What's that you say? Didn't Secretary Ashcroft leave DC to return to the wonderful Eden of Missouri after his recent retirement from government service? That's what i thought as well, but yesterday, i saw Secretary Ashcroft on the streets of Washington, DC, clutching a bible in one hand (not sure of the version, though it definitely wasn't a king jameser). Now, this only leads me to wonder, what is Secretary Ashcroft still doing in town? If you recently retired after years of government service, wouldn't you leave the city in the swamp? If i were a conspiracy theorist, i'd say that maybe he, and not the mysterious "Mark Felt" is the real "Deep Throat". Just a thought...more proof to come later...

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